Vitals Are Stable I Am Not Nurse Frog Unisex T-Shirt
🩺 Vitals are stable… I am not.
Vitals are stable. I am not. This design is part of the Sarcastic Nurse Frog collection, capturing the mental and emotional reality behind the calm exterior nurses show every day. Designed by Vermont artist and nurse Angela Ezzo as part of The Painted Word wearable art collection, this bold and relatable piece speaks to nurses who hold it together for everyone else—even when they’re running on empty.
This unisex classic tee offers a structured yet comfortable fit that works well for everyday wear, whether you’re on shift, off duty, or decompressing after a long day. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Classic fit
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
Color Notes:
Natural may show subtle dark speckles.
White may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.
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